The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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