If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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