I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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