I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
