I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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