can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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