What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Bring me that man meat
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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