drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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