i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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