I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
