This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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