i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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