HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
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