i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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