I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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