Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Randomize
