what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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