Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
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