Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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