Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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