My brain says no but my pants say off.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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