Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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