Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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