he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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