No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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