NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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