I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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