He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
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I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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