We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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