Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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