So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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