Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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