why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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