Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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