is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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