Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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