She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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