please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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