I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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