Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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