If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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