it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Randomize
