and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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