come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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