i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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