So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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