it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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