Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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