the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
