i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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