My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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