We're like a lot better than the average bears
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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