You work out of a Hotel?
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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