Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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